I can solve a Rubik’s Cube… But how the hell do you undo a f**king bra??
So… I like boobs. You win this war ladies.
So I heard the Polish and Russians can turn potatoes into vodka… Top that Jesus…
So… Moulin Rouge is awesome. If you don’t agree, I hate you.
Number five… Kinda not caring as much anymore… Damn Keebler Elves….
Duh.. Yup. And thanks.
Does anyone else wonder what happened to the ‘e’ in ‘tumblr.’?
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread. Without any milk. MOUNTAINTOP.
I require followers…