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d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

smarylove:

Easy DIY Lego Key Holders And Note Clip

Got a box of Lego blocks in the corner of your room? Why not turn them into useful decoration?

tiredpunk:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

what a idiot

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

amortizing:

One of the most amazing feelings in the world is having someone fall in love with you who you thought you never had a chance with.

meme-spot:

This is awkward…

meme-spot:

This is awkward…

silversora:

*thlip*

silversora:

*thlip*

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

Us? Us. Definitely us.

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

perspectave:

i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.