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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

Nice seats at #LesMiserables

Nice seats at #LesMiserables

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

dutchster:

so how’s this position?
"yeah i like it"
are you sure
"yeah you can thrust me"

You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.
What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)
pukingpatriarchy:

thanks babe

pukingpatriarchy:

thanks babe

brontesnightthorn:

This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.